November 12, 2009
This is a 19-year-old kid. He’s not a criminal genius setting up an elaborate alibi for himself,” he said. “This is not the kind of thing someone would fake.” And if someone were going to fake it, he said, “They’d do it in a lot clearer way” than the inside joke that Bradford posted: “On the phone with this fat chick… where my IHOP.” The message was met with some incomprehension by reporters first writing about the story, who didn’t quite understand the reference to the International House of Pancakes. Reuland explained it this way: The “fat chick” was a playful reference to Bradford’s pregnant girlfriend who was irked that he, his father and his stepmother had gone to an IHOP without her the night before. The update teased that she wondered where her pancakes were. “He was just kind of taunting her playfully about having been to IHOP,” Reuland said. “I know it sounds not very nice but it’s sort of a reference to her because she’s pregnant. But they actually have a very good relationship. She’s cute as a button.

Facebook status update provides alibi - CNN.com

This is an amusing story anyway, but then the lawyer’s explanation of the status is icing on the hilarious cake.

September 21, 2009

Not that this is really a surprise...

…but I have discovered that I feel much better when things are organized. I have one class that just might make me fly off the handle because we have 3 papers to do and no dates assigned for any of them. He just thrusts assignment sheets at us a week before they are due. HELLO. I am planning a wedding, looking for a job, and trying to have a life. That system does NOT work for me. I need advance warning and due dates. I need structure. I need lists. Someone in class told me just to go with the flow. I don’t flow well. I am too high-strung. I felt much better after my next class which consisted of a SLIDE SHOW from which I could take ORDERLY notes. I sometimes wish I could relax a little bit, but my life has worked well for me thus far being utterly type-A, and I don’t see what’s wrong with tackling the rest of it with a few lists in hand. Am I wrong?

September 19, 2009
September 16, 2009
September 14, 2009
Still wonderin’ why I’m here, still wrestling with my fear, but oh… He’s up to something. And the farther out I go, I’ve seen enough to know that I’m not here for nothin’; He’s up to somethin’.
September 1, 2009
August 29, 2009
I won’t feel comfortable until I see a delegation from E.P.A. and T.V.A. standing on the courthouse square, each member stirring a heaping spoonful of this coal ash into a glass of Tennessee river water this stuff has already fallen into, and gargling with it.

Clash in Alabama Over Coal Ash - NYTimes.com

W. Compson Sartain, a columnist for The Perry County Herald, on the 8500 TONS of ash being dumped in Perry County, Alabama.

August 27, 2009